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Last night when I was grating cheese… (I think you know where this is going and if you are of a queasy nature stop reading now) …I grated a chunk out of my finger. Blood, blood all over. Now I have to wear a bandage. And wouldn’t you know that mean ole cheese grater grazed part of my thumb, too. Ewwww!
If you want I can post a picture!!